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Ep. 189 | âDaytime Revolutionâ Documentary (2024)
In 2003, The Redwalls, a really good band hailing from Chicago suburb Deerfield, IL kicked off their album âUniversal Bluesâ by encouraging a âColorful Revolutionâ; in a most Beatle-esque Banger fashion.
By coincidence (?), a mere 31 years earlier, there was a colorful âDaytime Revolutionâ as John, Yoko, and friends took over a weekâs worth of âThe Mike Douglas Showâ - a.k.a. the guy all of us, if weâre being honest, initially confused/conflated with âThe Dick Cavett Showâ.
This new, soon-to-stream documentary examines these historic episodes, and had a brief in-theaters showing on what wouldâve been Johnâs 84th birthday. Tony saw the film solo in Chicago suburb Glenview, IL, as T.J. handled the un-related, un-paid improv rehearsal many miles from his home - and even further from #GlenviewsFamousDawgPark. The result is a new-ish phase Beatles podcast, reproduced for streaming by Producer Casey. Roll up for this special UBP field trip, an aural journey (cue: âFaithfullyâ) of Tony documenting a documentary, as documentary commentary from T.J. documents Tonyâs documentary commentary of the documentary's documentary commentary.
ALSO: The UBPâs Medved + (Helen) Roeper ask:
đĽđĄ Does a movie with too many talking heads stop making sense? Or does it get nothing but flowers? Is Wings Wild Life > Wild Wild Life? Sick Byrne, quâest-ce que c'est?
âžď¸đť (Chicago guy - a Sox fan, but he doesnât hate the Cubs; only Wrigleyville and their fans, and maybe he has a point): âHow come the unique single mix of Steve Goodmanâs âGo Cubs Goâ - pressed, my friendt, on WGN Records! - ainât been made available anywhere else since the original 45? Maybe Dean Richards will return one of my many handwritten letters and tell me what exactly woke WGN is trying to hide?
𼪠Would former American Idol Reuben Studard have been more successful if heâd been slathered in extra 1000 Island and better swiss?
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Ep. 184 | Mind Games (The Ultimate Collection) Deluxe Box Set Part 2
Attention loyal podcast description reader! Mighty fine morning in your town, init? Say, are you an âOnly Peopleâ fan? Ever think, âI want to be, but itâs just not long enough!â Well, have we got a John Lennon boxed set for you, featuring 11 - count âem, 11 - more seconds of âOnly Peopleâ. Itâs âMind Games!â Still a Capitol Records Value, now available for the low price of one monthâs rent/mortgage. #ImagineNoPosessions
The Grumpy Gabbers deep dish this sprawling Lennon reissueâs many gorgeous ups and frustrating (Hugh) downs: the demos, myriad remixes, hidden tracks, glow-in-the-dark RSD exclusives, and more, like:
đ¸ Does WFUK-96.9 FM - APPLETONâS HOME FOR F**K ROCK - play too little Led Apron?
đ If âNow & Thenâ is, technically, a Beatles song, is âNutopian International Anthem (Evolution Documentary) technically a Rutles song?
đŞâď¸ (Angry Chicago Guy, Heâs Not Sober) âHow come Tony donât get no âWizard Of Ozâ references? And how come I took mushrooms after Super Bowl XX and watched my VHS of âWizard Of Ozâ synced up to âPipes Of Peaceâ, and it all made sense?â
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Ep. 183 | Mind Games (The Ultimate Collection) Deluxe Box Set
In 1981, the Capitol Records green label LP, budget line re-release of "Mind Games" cost $5.99. In 2024, that same record, when heard in a cube complete with a gnome sized replica of Yoko (allegedly), can be purchased for roughly $1700. Thanks, Obama! (#Sarcasm #Satire #Satcasm)
A new precedent in solo Beatles reissues has been set with this reissue, including the more moderately priced (yet still insane) 6 disc edition. Is that a good thing? Does hearing 6 versions of "Intuition" really enhance the experience of listening to the album? And if T.J. doesn't collect it, does it even exist?
Tony and T.J. begin to dive into this massive release and answer these questions, and more, like:
đˇđĽđľ Was Aunt Mimi a loyal fan of BBC 4's, "Pounds or Dollars"?
đ Did the Mick Jagger film "Freejack" portend the Michael Jackson film song, "Freewilly"?
đť Angry Chicago Fella: "How come the John Lennon tribute band, Real Sanpaku, don't play at the Merrillville Star Plaza no more?"
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Ep. 173 | Rolling Stone's 100 Best Beatles Solo Songs (A Very Special Untitled Beatles Penpals Episode)
Is any magazine as influential as Rolling Stone magazine? From the iconic Garth Brooks/Goo Goo Dolls issue (4/93) to the glibly unsuccessful attempts to help sway the outcomes of the ass-brutal 2004 and 2016 elections, hooray for Rolling Stone! (And, Caddyshack fans, hooray for the Douglasses!)
We at the Untitled Beatles Podcast donât dare hold a Beatles-related opinion without first consulting what the culture-makers at RS want us to know. So we were thrilled - no, THRILLED - when RS (dba Rob Sheffield) released a list this spring of the 100 Best Beatles Solo Songs!
In fact, we were so thrilled, we decided to start an old-school letter writing campaign all about the rankings - to each other! Thanks to the bravery and diligence of the U.S. Postal Service - which the previous president proudly tried to sabotage, because, uh, âOwn the libsâ I fâing guess? - the New Box Tops (dba Tony & T.J.) read their pointed correspondences aloud. They have some questions, including:
đ (Angry Chicago fella): How come Paulâs got a song about Dominoes, and not a real Chicago pizza joint like the Barnabyâs in South Bend or the Old Town Pizza Hut on North & Wells that they turned into some woke Boston Market? And how come I keep getting kicked out of Old Town Ale House at 2 in the afternoon?
â¤ď¸đŚ If Kurt Cobain were Jesus, would he have returned to stop âCut Me Some Slackâ from happening?
đ Is it a coincidence that the UBP is sponsored by Kenny Rogers Roasters in Malaysia, and longtime Beatle roadie Mal Evans and early 80âs supergroup Asia are both essential parts of The Beatles story? #MalAsia
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Ep. 171 | (Not So) Fab Greed
For us UBPeedles who also dig old school rap, it's clear that the Fat Boys cover of "Baby, You're A Rich Man" absolutely betters the Beatles' far less trilly/rappy original.
And some four decades since the Disorderlies soundtrack shocked the world, the Fat Boys have never been more relevant, en vogue, or even En Vogue.
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it (this reference)? Here goes: baby, you'd better be a rich them to afford Beatles-related reissues these days! A "Mind Games" cube for $1,700? WTF?!?! Only (rich) people, indeed...
Tony and T.J. delve into the shamefully burgeoning world of Fab Greed, the debut of Lennon/McCartney 2.0, and also:
đ Is buying a Billy Budapest Belt Buckle beyond Beatle believability?
đ Can "Primrose Hill" replace "Solsbury Hill" as the go-to music used in previews for autumn-based romantic comedies? (Angry Chicago Guy: AND HOW COME WAGS IS TOO WOKE TO SERVE SALISBURY STEAK NO MORE??)
đľ Does P3Z-Nutz know a little too much about T.J.'s mom? Uh-oh! AI stalker-of-dead-parents alert! #NotAGame #Practice
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Ep. 152 | Mind Games (1973) 50th Anniversary Part 2
Letâs keep on playing those Mind Games together, as we delve into the meat (City/Free Monday) of the album, the often overlooked album tracks. Do they deserve their heretofore reputation as merely green Capitol budget label re-issue worthy? Or are there some stone-cold Lennon classics in the mix? And is it cool in 2023 to talk honestly about âsanpaku eyesâ? Spoilers: Yes is the answer! But, also:
đ Is Marvin Gayeâs cover of âNutopian International Albumâ, as performed at the 1984 NBA All-Star game, definitive?
đź The 1999 film âSheâs All Thatâ had a great many classic songs. Is the very best âKiss Meâ, by Six Seconds Of Hiss?
đ§ (Angry Chicago Guy): How come Lennon didnât write no songs specifically about Schneider, the high-larious handyman on âOne Day At A Timeâ? (With sadness, the Malort is kicking in:) And how come the beautiful Valerie Anne Bertinelli donât reply to my handwritten letters?
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Ep. 151 | Mind Games (1973) 50th Anniversary
John Lennonâs solo output presents a sadly small sample size. Paulâs had 347 solo albums and counting, Ringo releases a new EP every hour on the 8âs, but for the most tragic reason imaginable, Johnâs catalog is comparatively the smallest. So, how do Beatlenerds and your everyday classic rock fans look at âMind Gamesâ on itsâ 50th anniversary? It yielded a massive hit single, one of Johnâs most beloved. And rumor has it (#Adele) thereâll be a massive multi-disc reissue coming out in 2024. But does the album hold up 50 years later? Do Tony & T.J. agree on this recordâs place in Johnâs recorded history? And will the single version of âMeat Cityâ ever appear on a digital format? Donât make producer Casey mix his own version, Universal!
Thereâs a lot of questions in this show, and a whole lot of butt-talk. Speaking of which, just as tight as a (Cleveland) Guardians rope trick, The Tight and Dumb A$$es (sfx: Beavis & Butthead laugh) not only explore the wonders of Johnâs return to music for the masses, they also find the time to ask:
đŤ¨đŽ Did longtime Foreigner fan John Lennon invent improv when he sang âYes, and is the answerâŚand head games isâŚthe cure?â
đŤđ¤Ą If your name is Markwayne, shouldnât you threaten your own parents for naming you, âMarkwayneâ? Like, WTF, âMarkwayneâ?
đđˇ(Angry Chicago Guy:) HOW COME THE VICTORY AUTO WRECKERS GUY DONâT EAT AT MOO âNâ OINK?
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Ep. 143 | John & Yoko / Plastic Ono Band - âSome Time in New York Cityâ (1972) Part 2
ÂżQuè Pasa, New York? Mornings, on WXTV, Univision 41, Nueva York! But also, thatâs a refrain from arguably the most commercially viable song from John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Bandâs âSome Time In New York Cityâ. So why wasnât the semi-title track a single? Why didnât it lead off the album; not enough racial epithets in the title? And who in the love of Danza decided âAngelaâ - a heart-wrenching tribute to Judith Light - belongs on ANY Lennon comp? So many preguntas! Què Pasa, indeed!
Fortunately/Maybe (#Oasisish) itâs time for part two of the highly anticipated CHICAGO STYLE deep-dish of one of the most derided solo Beatles albums this side of âThe Family Wayâ soundtrack! And as if this 2LP set isnât long enough - the Giles Martin deluxe remix is slated to include the full 117 minute version of âAuâ - the UBPâs very own Capân Jamrag and Lt. Scumbag (#PossibleForestGumpReference), to answer these, and more!
đ đ˝ Who the HELL did Bono think he was when he spent Christmas Eve â93 hand delivering cassettes of âZooropaâ to everyone in the world?
đ Was Yoko the inspiration for one of 1982âs great raunchy comedy films? Hint: check out her #SixPack. #KennyRogersRoasters
đđ¨ There may not be much difference, between Tucker Carlson and someone with an actual dong, if you listen to their fartbeat. True?
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Ep. 142 | John & Yoko / Plastic Ono Band - âSome Time in New York Cityâ (1972) Part 1
All four solo Fabs released legendary albums in their lives. But among the critical darlings (âGone Troppoâ), chart topping smash hits (âRingo Ramaâ, 5.1 edition) and absolutely despised, forgotten about, piles of doggie poo poo doo doo (âBand On The Runâ), there are some solo albums that remain quite difficult to categorize. Like this weekâs Deep Dish Part 1 (CALORIE ALERT!) on the ever-controversial John & Yoko âSome Time In New York Cityâ.
Is this a terrible record? Is it actually brilliant? Has it aged better than expected in the 50 years since its release? What do you think this is, pal, âSound Opinions?â Sure, you come here for us to answer those fab questions, but you also may be wondering:
đżđ Is it fair to judge whatâs on a CD by the size of itsâ â87 longbox?
đť Should classic rock radio still play the heavily edited, phat-shaming, radio friendly version of the albumâs single, â[Your] Woman Is The Bigger Of The Girlsâ? Or is it time we finally cancel The Drive, 97.1? (Ed note: Cancel Culture is ruining America and must end! Unless it's books, constitutional rights, science, personal freedoms, rule of law, arts funding, kindness, actual f**king facts, etc...)
3ď¸âŁ4ď¸âŁ (Angry Chicago Guy) How come Coach Ditka let William the Fridge Perry tackle a nun during Super Bowl XX, (slower, rhythmically, drunk on Malort) but not Sweetness?
Like Was (not Don Was) once sang: open the door, get on the floor, everybody go watch âDinosaursâ! (#NotTheMama) Fridays, on ABC! But first, yo, check dis out!
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Ep. 110 | John Lennon and Plastic Ono Bandâs Shaved Fish (1975)
Beatles fans all over the globe celebrate John Lennonâs birthday the same way: eating a tasty Filet-O-Shaved Phish sammy while listening to the Untitled Beatles Podcast.
In honor of what would have been Lennonâs 82nd birthday (woah), we break down the first solo-Beatles hits comp, and along the way ponder(osa):
đ Are Tony & T.J. more âradio editâ or âfull lengthâ fellas?
đ§ââď¸ Would there be a Led Zeppelin without the Hollywood Vampires?
đĽ If Jimmie Nicol was a tasty dill pickle, would Jimmy Johnâs charge him to eat himself?
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