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Ep. 201 | Dark Horse Records
Cheer Down, Untitled Beatlefreaks! This week, Tony gives T.J. Cliffâs notes (shouldnât have left your locker open, Cliff) on the fascinating book, Dark Horse Records: The Story of George Harrisonâs Post-Beatles Record Label, written by Aaron Badgley. Did the quiet Beatle create the first indie label, one that featured appearances from Ringo Starr, Billy Preston, and at least one former Wing? The guys discuss this and more, like:
đ€ Joe Cocker toured the country in the musical âGreaseâ, so why is Eric Clapton too cowardly to step into âOklahomaâ? TULSA TIME, MY ASS. #DonWilliams
đïž If Matt Gaetz were a grumpy green monster on âSesame Streetâ, would his name be Oscar The Couch; because he diddles couches?
đ° Would Attitudes second album, âGood Newsâ, have sold more copies had there not been a crippling frisbee shortage in 1977?
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Ep. 199 | Beatles Mono Box Set Listening Party
To celebrate the release of The Beatles 1964 US Albums in Mono, Untitled T.J. invited Untitled Tony over to his Untitled Beatles Paradise, where the two middle-aged lads Beatled about for hours with these new HOTLY CUT platters.
In this episode, the first in a sporadic series, they delve into this MOSTLY FAB box set, leading off with Side 1 of Meet The Beatles.
While the hot wax spins, the Jurk Twins ponder:
đ„© Is Tonyâs new copy of âMono Meet The Beatles: feat âNot A Second Time Sgt. Paper Inner Groove [Lee Minkler Remix]â more rare or medium rarer than T.J.âs âTarget Presents: Mono Meat The Beatles [Exclusive Limited Marbled Blue Vinyl Presented by Target. Target: A Fun Place To Shop!]?
đïž Is the key to corporate improvisation, âBring a bag, not a cathedralâ?
đ„ Not to be â90âs rap conspiratorial, but can we be certain that the Flowers In The Dirt World Tour Pack Shakur really died in â96? (Angry Chicago Guy: And how come White Sox manager Terry Bevington ainât at SoxFest no more?)
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Ep. 80.2 | The Beatlesâ Christmas Records, 1963-69 (Xmas Flexis)
The fellas are offline for the holidays this week, enjoying a restful end of the year and prepping furiously for all-new episodes in 2025.
And hey BY THE WAY, UBP Episode 200 is coming up real soon! If you'd like to be a part of the celebration, we'd love to have you. Record an audio memo with a question for the guys and email it to untitledbeatlespod@gmail.com with "Episode 200" and we'll try to find a way to work it into the episode.
And in the meantime, dust off those old Xmas Flexidiscs, and please enjoy this encore release of our 2021 deep dish conversation about the Beatles' Christmas Records.
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Originally released December 25, 2021
Itâs been a real gear year for the Untitled Beatles Podcast and itâs all due to you! âSpect some of you are getting out a 50Âą piece to weigh down your rare out of print Beatles Christmas Flexi Discs. For those going without these cherished âonly fansâ records, T.J. and Tony will cover each holiday curiosity released from 1963-1969, with noses red from holiday cheer.
In this very special holiday episode:
đ Ho Ho Ho! Will they succeed in referencing âDing Dongâ on XXXmas day?
đ Yeah Yeah Yeah! Since T.J. and Tony have gone right off jelly babies, will they switch to Kenny Rogers Roasters roasted chicken?
đż Hi Hi Hi! Was the first legal dispensary in the United States run by Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life?
Plus shout outs to Beedle Peedles in the Untitled Beatle Community.
Garry Crimble to you (and Garry Mimble for those who donât celebrate Crimble) and a Happy Goo Year!
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Ep. 198 | Our Fab Holiday Wishlist
Since Xmashanukkwanza has been an ongoing celebration since late September, we here at the UPB have already spent all of our allotted giving spirit for 2024 (#ThanksObama). Therefore itâs time to focus on what we WANT to RECEIVE from The Beatleverse in the years to come. So this week, Crimbledee and Crimbledum list off all the major contenders on their fab wishlists, while leaving these remaining items for future wishlists:
đ§âNow and Thenâ Then and Now Commemorative Scrapbook Vault. A crafty 12âx12â cube to warmly display all of your âNow and Thenâ 100+ coloured 7â, 10â, 12â vinyls, posters, t-shirts, keychains, beach towels, cuckoo clocks, handcuffs, luxury camping gear (including bug zappers!), weather balloons and other assorted âNow and Thenâ ephemera!
đ« The Royal Mint in conjunction with Heinz Beans presents: Ringo Starr Edible Schilling Legumes in a deliciously ârichâ tomato sauce. Make your farts work for you!
đ§ïž âRain/ Paperback Writerâ Reversible Drizzle Parka* and Bookmark**
*not recommended for rain
**wait 12-36 hours after drizzle for bookmark use
***Parka will not work as a bookmark
****Bookmark will not work as a parka
Plus a pint-size review of Elliot Mintzâs new book about John Lennon!
Fabby Holidays from the Untitled Beatles Podcast!
T.J., Tony, Producer Casey, and P3Z-Nutz
Ep. 197 | Beatles â64 Documentary (2024)
George Harrison's tribute to Smokey Robinson, "When Smokey Sings", isn't just Rob Sheffield's favourite solo Beatles tune. The Motown legend, arguably best known for covering "So Bad", is a huge part of "Beatles '64", the Mouse's latest entry in the world of Beatles documentaries.
1964 is THE seminal year in Beatles history, so surely this Scorcese-produced doc provides a comprehensive look at the full year? Clearly, the talking heads are relevant and used sparingly? Obviously, this release comes in concert with expanded, cleaned up footage improving on what we all really want, a reissued "The First U.S. Visit"?
Our own Medved and (Mister) Roeper explore the highs and lows of yet another Beatles holiday gift, and along the way they ask:
đ If Leonard Bernstein discusses "She Said She Said" in "Beatles '64", should Dave Grohl and Questlove discuss "Now And Then" in "Beatles '67"?
đż Why did director David Tedeschi opt to open with a whispery YouTube cover of "All My Loving" over one of Tears for Fears' celebrated Depeche Mode covers?
đ If this doc was trying to attract a younger audience, how come it didnât include an interview with Matt Gaetz?
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Ep. 196 | George Harrison's "Living In the Material World" Super Deluxe Edition
Right around Thanksgiving (the American one, THE ONLY ONE), the Material World got a whole lot more material! The Harrison estate graciously reintroduced one of Georgeâs most acclaimed records to the world; via a sparkling, glorious Paul Hicks remix in honor of itsâ (approximately, infinite) 50th anniversary. There are many iterations of this current reissue, as Beatleworld continues its transition from âmarketing exclusively for the massesâ to âmarketing primarily for boomers with loads of disposable cashâ.
In arguably the greatest national tragedy of 2024, Theater Tony (The Annoyance) and Theatre T.J. ("Madonna: The Musical") could only afford the 2-LP/streaming version of this title. (Producer Casey, please put an âawwwwwâ drop here. K? Then do it, damn it!) But fear not! The guys delve into this reissue with their usual panache, like a couple of panache-holes, but also find the holiday spirit to ask other hard questions, like:
đ€ Whatâs the Kim Deal with Seinfeld?
đșđœ Does the deluxe remix archive crate gnome edition of âLiving In The Material Worldâ come with a skibidi toilet?
đȘ If Krishna showed up to Ed McMahonâs house, would McMahon hand him a cartoonishly large check and then bellow in his face, âyou are correct, sir?â
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Ep. 195 | Our 2024 Fabsgiving Feast
This week, T.J., Tony, Casey, and P3Z-Nutz all gather round the cornucopia at Untitled Beatles HQ to reflect for just a moment on all the fab fortunes 2024 has brought to Beatledom, while saving a little room for the requisite holiday grievances.
Fun and turkey tomfoolery abound, and we are grateful to get to share the table with all of you.
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Ep. 194 | Macca Snacks #3 / Paul McCartneyâs The 7â Singles Box (2022)
This week, we gotta get back in time. Back to 2022, when a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and edible-influenced T.J. and Tony ripped through Teejâs brand new box set of the 7â Macca Singles, joined by their close (and possibly hallucinated) friends P3Z-Nutz, Mrs. Vandebilt, and Uncle Pecos.
Will they make it all the way through the bonus test (your patience) pressing of 4 random songs from Liverpool Oratorio? Pop in your earbuds and a coupla your favorite Macca Snacks, and you might just find out.
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Ep. 193 | âProblematicâ Beatles Fantasy Albums
You got a problem with me, guy?
What about The Beatles, you don't got a problem with them, right? Because some of their songs, depending who you ask, are pretty darn problematic. Where's Jerry Falwell when you need him? Oh, yeah, dead! He Gone!!! đ„°
Tony and T.J. attempt very hard to get cancelled as they debate which Beatles songs are, to quote Lindsey Buckingham, Trouble; as they discuss their unique and very real compilations of Problematic Beatles Songs.
Along the way, Tony, T.J., and stone cold early 90s Miami DJ legend - nepotism alert! - DJ Double DJ, discuss these dirty, Murica hatin songs and also ask:
đ€Ą Is Matt Gaetz's favorite song, "I Saw Her Standing There"? Because, she was just 17? #GaetzyPuckett
đž (Our Chicago friend at the bar. It's 3pm, he hasn't showered in a bit, and he just called the RC Cola delivery guy "Ozzie Guillen, Jr.") "How come Queen and Fred McMercury stole that big butts song from the Beatles and then Sir Mix A A Lot made a rap song about it? And how come rap music don't go away, so I can feel comfortable again??"
đ„đïž If one man makes another man "spit on his microphone", is it probably at Matt Gaetz's house?
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Ep. 192 | Fab Lip Service
Not everyone gets lip serviced. Like, have you ever been lip serviced, pal?Being lip serviced, also known as âpaying someone lip serviceâ is when someone talks about you. For example, âDonald T****p once paid his daughter đIvankađ lip service when he literally joked about wanting to date her on the Howard Stern showâ. But itâs not usually that creepy or gross, in fact itâs often a compliment, like the many songs that feature a direct mention of The Beatles, in every generation and genre of music.
This week, Tony & T.J., as reproduced for podcast by Producer Casey, delve into some of their favorite (and least favorite) songs that mention The Beatles. They also wonder, aloud, because itâs a podcastâŠ
đš Would âKids Incorporatedâ have been a more interesting show if it was called âKids Incarceratedâ?
đŽ Are Rod Rogers and Rick Astley the Dream Academy and Beatles of their respective eras? And why are you acting like you donât know what that means, are you ok?
â”ïžWho can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? And who can say if your love grows, as your heart chose? And, is this a joke or just lazily quoting Enya?
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